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((I usually go by EJ))

My real name is really long. I'm 16. Arkansas. I love indie/folk music and I like to work with kids

truthteahunty:

unverified-reality:

This x-ray shows the case of an unfortunate woman who happened to have a snake crawl into her vagina, slither through the fallopian tube, and out oast the ovary into her body cavity. It survived unknown for three days until the snake started eating her appendix.

she had buns, hun

truthteahunty:

unverified-reality:

This x-ray shows the case of an unfortunate woman who happened to have a snake crawl into her vagina, slither through the fallopian tube, and out oast the ovary into her body cavity. It survived unknown for three days until the snake started eating her appendix.

she had buns, hun

brendanworkbitch:

Rather have this then the iphone tbh

brendanworkbitch:

Rather have this then the iphone tbh

jennlferlawrence:

steviepsyclone:

NO

I LOST IT I COMPLETELY LOST IT

neatvibes:

hesjustanineteendelta:

forever-dirty-minded:

Let me be your:

7am morning fuck before you go to work

Midday text, letting you know that you’re on my mind

5pm cuddle after a long days work

11pm rough fuck as i pound away the frustrations of your day

2am soft whisper in your ear, as i tell you “i love you”

Yes ma’am

That leaves me with five hours of sleep fuck no you either have to let me sleep earlier or later. make a decision

faehui:

Today I didn’t buy a plastic skeleton, no, I bought a friend.

faehui:

Today I didn’t buy a plastic skeleton, no, I bought a friend.